In today's pop culture lesson we will be delving into 'alternative religion.' Alternative religions are opportunities for us all to find our true loves and have a forum in which to share them with others on a very personal level.
This week's featured religion: "The Holy Church of Bacon" aka "Baconism"
Baconism, like many religions has its own holy book, the aptly titled "Holy Book of Bacon" which includes The Five Baconic Laws, Salty Scrolls, and Fat Book among others.
There is a Bacon Political Party, as well as belief that all scientific discovery can be "boiled down to bacon."
To properly observe the religion of Baconism it is recommended that you participate in Monthly Bacon Day, (the third Tuesday of every Month).
We encourage you to find out more about Baconism by visiting: http://www.worshipbacon.com/wiki/Main_Page
there are also many blogs relating to bacon you can visit.
Bacon Be with you Brothers and Sisters
The Five Baconic Laws/Pillars
OR Baconmandments
1. Thou shalt not consider Bacon on the same level as any other food, as it is above all.
2. Thou shalt not consume imitation Bacon.
3. Thou shalt not stop pursuing Baconlightenment until it is reached.
4. Thou shalt not forget to consume Bacon for ten days.
5. Thou shalt spread the word of Bacon to all.
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