Saturday, January 29, 2011

Why Plants vs. Zombies is inaccurate

The very popular, and very addicting game, Plants vs. Zombies (PvZ) is an inaccurate representation of the upcoming Zombie apocalypse.
Is it because Pea Plants shoot peas which do damage, or Sunflowers produce droplets of sun, so that you can purchase more Pea Shooters?
No.
Is it because there are plants that produce money?
Of course not.
And it isn't even because tacos and slices of bacon go for 1000 bucks, because that will be totally true.
It is because zombies eat brains, not plants.
In fact, the only vegetables they would eat are the ones in wheelchairs.

That being said, PvZ is still the best game in the world.

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