Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Are you a Hipster? A brief quiz.

(Before I start this off, you will notice the signature on this post is my real name! I no longer have to use my co-pilot's e-mail anymore, nor do I have to tag every post with A. Pasal. Unless I feel like it...)

Have you ever wondered if you are, in fact, the odd creature they call a Hipster? Take this easy quiz to find out!

1) Are you a Hipster?
[] YES
[] NO

ANSWER KEY

If you chose YES, you are a Hipster! Congratulations!
If you chose NO, you are not a Hipster! Congratulations!
If you chose NO ironically, you are a Hipster! Congratulations!
If you chose YES to try and fit in, you are a poser! Congratulations!
If you chose YES but thought the quiz was asking if you are a Hippie, You need to re-take the quiz!
If you thought to yourself, "Fuck this stupid test", You are a Punk!
If you couldn't decide what to put down and mulled over this test for a while, while thinking to yourself, "What IS a Hipster, so you walked around outside for a bit to help clear your mind, before coming to the realization that maybe, in fact, you ARE a hipster, because you need an identity, and that can fill the void, You have a mind! you don't need to be a Hipster unless you really want to!
If you wanted to watch Star Wars instead, you are a Geek! Congratulations!
If you didn't care about this quiz at all, because you thinks Hipsters aren't very cool anyways, you don't need to take this, because you are already better that the lot of them anyways.

If you wish to retake the quiz because you are unhappy with your answer, you may in fact do so.
Or if you think I am flat out wrong, e-mail me at mack.rambo@gmail.com, where you will be promptly ignored.

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